Not in my neighborhood
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.
I would have just left a note saying “sorry I scratched your car.” Less time, infinitely more stress on asshole.
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
i have an idea for a website:
alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever
we make this website.
and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))
and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS
LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN
PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING
kill your double
DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE
stripper - sohodolls / strict machine - goldfrapp / girls and boys - blur / androgyny - garbage / gay bar - peaches / steady as she goes - corinne bailey-rae / brother - the organ / young & gay - austra / cheap and cheerful - the kills / feed me diamonds - mndr / pass this on - the knife / girls just want to have fun - starfucker / men in love - gossip / le disko - shiny toy guns / ooh la la - goldfrapp / dancing on my own - robyn / michael - franz ferdinand / boy or a girl - imperial drag
Three-person suicide coffin. The story behind this custom coffin is that a couple’s infant daughter died, and they agreed to commit suicide and be buried with the daughter. At the last minute, they backed-out and never picked up the coffin from the coffin-maker. Here it rests at the National Museum of Funeral History, Houston.